‘Sonic 4: Episode II’ – Great Race or Major Drag?
A Short Rant About Reply to the Average Sonic Game Review: You can always tell when a reviewer hasn’t played any of the original Sonic the Hedgehog games in fifteen years. There’s a strange notion that always works its way into those reviews: that Sonic the Hedgehog has always been about one thing and one thing only—”unadulterated speed.” Complaints … Read more
Halo 4 or Hello 343? Infinite Ammo Reacts to New Halo 4 Footage
A First Word from Louis Santiago: Time was I didn’t get Halo at all. The first one I played was Halo 2, which I thought was awesome until I reached the first Arbiter stage and realized I had no idea what was going on. I went back and tried Combat Evolved, but I never finished it. Soon after that, … Read more
What If… Dino Crisis Had Been the Bestseller?
As far as gamers go, I’m a bit of a weirdo. I can say with confidence that I’m not a hardcore gamer, but I do flatter myself with the completely made-up title of amateur video game historian. “What the hell’s that?” you ask? A gamer who’s more intrigued by the movements and eras of the … Read more
Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol: An Analysis: Why Do We Watch Tom Cruise Movies?
Most movie stars manage to brand themselves in order to generate ticket sales. People watch movies starring Jennifer Aniston because they like Jennifer Aniston. People watch movies starring Arnold Schwarzenneger because they like Arnold Schwarzennegger (unfortunately, they voted for him for the same reason). If Will Ferrel is in a movie, he’s pretty much guaranteed … Read more
SMH – If It’s Broke…
I was playing Skyrim the other day while Darth Healthcare played Portal 2. Really, that meant we were both completely silent until either I shouted, “Dragon!” or he laughed aloud at something GLaDOS said. After some time though, he laughed particularly loudly and added, “That was great.” I couldn’t ignore the curiosity. “What happened?” “No,” … Read more
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