Posted by Darth Healthcare on January 4, 2012 · Leave a Comment
In the very first of my Gamer’s Guides, you learned that playing video games had subconsciously given you the ability to endure cataclysmic economic conditions. Perhaps since then you’ve been wondering if there’s any sort of action you could take to influence events in a way that could help fix the problems facing the country, … Read more
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Posted by Darth Healthcare on October 20, 2011 · 8 Comments
Hello, fellow gamer. Have you noticed that lately all your friends are spending their time going on dates instead of playing Gears of War 3 with you? Do your in-game characters get more action than you do? Well have no fear, because I am once again here to show you how your inclination towards gaming … Read more
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Posted by Darth Healthcare on August 15, 2011 · 2 Comments
On Friday, August 5th the Standard & Poors credit rating agency downgraded United States Treasuries from AAA to AA+, creating chaos in financial markets and causing global stock indexes to fluctuate wildly. If that last sentence meant absolutely nothing to you then congratulations, you’ve somehow managed to remain completely unaware of the greatest economic threat … Read more
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